• Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
  • Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
  • Me: I DID MY WAITING!
  • Mom: Oh, god, not again.
  • Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
  • Mom: Every time.
  • Me: IN AZKABAN!

The Best Of : Drake Parker

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englishpearl:

“One night he was so drunk that I had to drag him away from the pub and bring him in a park to vomit. When he finished, he was upset and we sat on a bench. Still drunk and hesitant, he pointed his finger at a star straight above our heads and he said:

“That is the star my mother dedicated to me and it has always been mine. But from now on it will be yours too, if you want. Its name is Mary Julia and everytime you will look at it in any situation, any moment you will know that I’m there near to you laughing about how queer you are. I will always be there, I promise, I will look at you from Mary Julia. And even the contrary because it’s our star, just ours, a star that belongs to two idiots that strum and that every night lie on a bench full of alcohol.”

I was flabbergasted, and together we started to laugh.Some years later I looked at that star and I cried for a whole night.His laugh near me wasn’t enough to make me stop. But I realised that he kept his promise and it was beautiful.”
[Paul McCartney on John Lennon]

englishpearl:

“One night he was so drunk that I had to drag him away from the pub and bring him in a park to vomit. When he finished, he was upset and we sat on a bench. Still drunk and hesitant, he pointed his finger at a star straight above our heads and he said:

“That is the star my mother dedicated to me and it has always been mine. But from now on it will be yours too, if you want. Its name is Mary Julia and everytime you will look at it in any situation, any moment you will know that I’m there near to you laughing about how queer you are. I will always be there, I promise, I will look at you from Mary Julia. And even the contrary because it’s our star, just ours, a star that belongs to two idiots that strum and that every night lie on a bench full of alcohol.”

I was flabbergasted, and together we started to laugh.
Some years later I looked at that star and I cried for a whole night.
His laugh near me wasn’t enough to make me stop. But I realised that he kept his promise and it was beautiful.”

[Paul McCartney on John Lennon]

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My Morgiee<3Meet one of the few people I actually give a fuck about and trust in my life, my best friend Morganne. She’s bat shit crazy and she knows how to throw down and have a good ass time. But not only is she my main who keep its 100 with me and my partner in crime, but she’s really one of the very few people in my life I can depend on no matter what. I’ve learned a lot from her and I know she’s gonna be in my life for a longgggg time. She’s my ginger fuck raggamuffin.<3 (:

My Morgiee<3
Meet one of the few people I actually give a fuck about and trust in my life, my best friend Morganne. She’s bat shit crazy and she knows how to throw down and have a good ass time. But not only is she my main who keep its 100 with me and my partner in crime, but she’s really one of the very few people in my life I can depend on no matter what. I’ve learned a lot from her and I know she’s gonna be in my life for a longgggg time. She’s my ginger fuck raggamuffin.<3 (:

l1-ghts:

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l1-ghts:

number 1 rule of tumblr: you must reblog when ever our creator comes up on your dash

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Tom discussing Loki.

Tom discussing Loki.

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